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Flies Getting Jiggy With It

// January 7th, 2007 // 4 Comments » // Weird

Flies getting down and dirty on my patio table – little buggers… Wonder if I should send this to 50/50.

Not sure if this is suitable for work or not. Haha

Black Betty

// November 5th, 2006 // 6 Comments » // Weird

You’d be forgiven to think that the title has something to do with the 70′s song, Black Betty, made famous by the band Ram Jam. Close, but no cigar.

In fact it has something to do with “Per sotto, per farli combaciare,” meaning: “For the hair down there… to make it match.” Yes indeed my friends, I bring you this little gem; “A home coloring kit for the hair down there” and its all courtesy of Beauty Betty.

A while ago there was some debate on this blog on the comment that Redheads rule the bedroom. Although it seemed like this was the case, one common theme did emerge, it had to be red down there for it to count.

So this site comes as no surprise then, for those intent on having the hair down there match the hair on top. That is of course, if you have any hair down there in the first place.

Now if BLONDEbetty, BROWNbetty, AUBURNbetty and BLACKbetty was not enough, the creators of the colouring kit also came up with a hot pink color, aptly named FUNbetty. Apparently for those special occasions. Not sure if pink fur is my idea of fun, but hey each to their own right?

That being said, if anyone out there has tried this and can send photographic proof, then do so at the usual email address.

Forget Fruitcake Here Comes Meatcake

// August 14th, 2006 // 14 Comments » // Weird

What looks like innocent fruitcake turns out to be something completely different. Yes, combine meatloaf (mince meat in South Africa), some mashed potato, top off with some ketchup and voila – you have meatcake.

Check out the meatcake recipe (with detailed pictures) for a gastronomic err feast? Not for the squeamish.

Hemi Powered Barbeque

// August 12th, 2006 // 4 Comments » // Cars & Bikes, Weird

A 345 horsepower, 5.7-liter HEMI V-8 engine powered barbeque…just to grill 240 sausages (a highly seasoned minced meat stuffed in casings) in 3 minutes? What will the Americans think of next to bastardise?