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Fix our roads please

// April 17th, 2010 // 1 Comment » // Cars & Bikes

We all know that Johannesburg roads are riddled with potholes at the moment. I think it was the Minister who said in a report this week that approximately 70-80% of South African (read, not just JHB) roads are in a really bad state.

Since I’ve had my first (of three) Volvo’s* I’ve been a magnet for tyre problems. This is not to the fault of Volvo mind you, but more the state of the roads in and around JHB. The only reason why I’m bringing up the Volvo thing, is the cost of replacing tyres.

Having a “high performance” vehicle, means “high performance” tyres, which means a big dent in your wallet. But I’m digressing.

Bellairs drive in Northriding must be one of the worst ever roads built by man. There’s no storm water drainage and the road is in a perpetual state of potholedness**. The latter is largely due to the housing developments that have sprung up in that street and area over the last 6 years or so.

Too many complexes went up without adequate planning. The traffic is a nightmare and it could take anywhere between 45 minutes to 2 hours to get to Sandton. Not fun.

The storm water drainage problem is seemingly being attended to at the moment, which is causing its own set of problems. For one, they have closed one lane of the road and created a one way only. Just imagine the chaos when hundreds of drivers suddenly realise that there’s only one way (and that’s down).

You’re being diverted to Hyperion, which in itself is chaos. The road is also in constant repair and the one side includes a low bridge, which floods when there’s a bit of mist in the air. Sediment and all kinds of building material seems to collect at the bottom whirlpool pit that is Hyperion drive.

And this is exactly where I picked up a nail, driving through this muck. Obviously only realising this on Thursday morning, being greeted by a flat tyre.

Great. A flat tyre.

Lucky for tyrefix (the tyre fix solution) that saved the day. Two cans of that stuff inflated the tyre enough to get to the nearest service station, pumped up the tyre to 220 and drive off to work (by this time more than an hour late).

Perhaps not surprisingly, this stuff did the trick and held the tyre together. This morning (Saturday, 2 days later) I went to Tiger Wheel & Tyre in Fourways to get it checked out properly.

The nail was firmly lodged in the tyre, but mend-able. The muck created by the tyrefix cleaned out and a wheel rotation, balancing and alignment later we’re on the road again.

This tends to be a costly exercise, but very necessary. You don’t want to play with your life. Especially if it’s being held by something generally not bigger than the width of the palm of your hand.

Although accidents do happen, my plea therefore is to the Johannesburg Roads Agency and the Minister of Transport. Fix our roads please. People’s lives are at stake, the economy is at stake and South Africa’s image is at stake.

* Volvo’s tag-line is Volvo for life (there’s a reason for that – you can’t get rid of them once you have one. Don’t get me wrong, they’re great cars, but no resale value)
** Some days I make up words – potholedness is one of them – deal with it

Matte Black Audi A4 Cabriolet

// May 6th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Cars & Bikes

Spotted these two Audi A4 cabriolets in Sandton, sporting matte black paint. Looks stunning when the car is clean, not so much when it’s dirty or dusty.

One giant slot car track

// January 1st, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Cars & Bikes

Following some comments received on my previous post “S is for slot cars (and super stoked)” I did some more research and found the following two bits of interestingness to share with you.

The first is a video of a giant indoor slot car track, at one point the largest in America. The clip is also presented by none other than our favourite Dirty Jobs presenter, Mike Rowe.

Giant slot car track on YouTube

Update: The guys from Zoo magazine apparently built the largest slot car track in the world (as recognised by Guinness World Records).

Then, if you’re short on space and don’t like to disassemble the track all the time, why not turn it into a wall sculpture? This guy did just that and it’s pretty neat.

Slot car sculpture

S is for slot cars (and super stoked)

// December 30th, 2008 // 1 Comment » // Cars & Bikes, Photos

For the past few hours I’ve been likened to a kid in a candy shop. I’ve wanted to get myself a slot car racing system since I was 6 and now, at 32 I finally have my own.

While browsing for a radio controlled car at the Sandton Reggies yesterday afternoon, I happened on some Carrera slots boxes. I flashed back instantly to my childhood days where I would go over to my friend’s house and we’d play for hours with his Scalextric set. I could almost feel the excitement of holding the controller in my hand, pressing the button and watching the little cars speed around the racetrack. Much to the dismay of my friend I would win all the races – I mean I was the Formula 1 supremo after all.

A nudge from my wife brought me back to reality, only to notice that I was clutching hugging one of the boxes. I think the lady behind the counter thought I was slightly nuts too. I got myself the Carrera Go Formula Speed 1:43 Slot racing system and knowing that I needed a partner, suggested that my wife pics out an extra car of her choice. She gave in and chose a yellow Mini Cooper as her vehicle for world domination. Since we had to match car for car, I also got a Mini Cooper Police car (with blue flashing LEDs).

After leaving the store everything was a bit of a blur really. My only focus was to get home and set this puppy up. Now for some reason I never really knew what it meant to set one of these up. It wasn’t difficult by any stretch of the imagination, but I’m not 6 any more and my limbs, knees and back weren’t built for crouching and crawling on the carpet. But I’m not complaining. A few minutes of huffing and puffing and it was all set up, ready to go.

Power on, cars on the starting line, fingers on the controllers, red light, green light….go…go….gooooooooooooo!

An invisible vortex sucked me in and transformed me back to the age of 6. A grin on my face growing with every lap. The little cars whooshing down the straights and turning into the corners at a blisteringly fast pace. I am in heaven.

If only I could find some space for a permanent setup.


10.8 meter racetrack Mini Cooper Police Mini Cooper Police Mini Cooper race
Mini Cooper Police overtaking Loop de loop Formula 1 Racetrack battles

American Hot Rod Star Boyd Coddington Passed Away

// February 28th, 2008 // 3 Comments » // Cars & Bikes, News

American Hot Rod star Boyd Coddington passes away

I was quite surprised to hear this morning that Boyd Coddington, owner of the Boyd Coddington Hot Rod Shop and star of American Hot Rod passed away on February 27, 2008.

Being a bit of a Discovery channel afficionado, I quite enjoy shows like American Hot Rod, American Chopper, Overhaulin’ and others. Not for the fact that these shows, with the exception of Overhaulin’, have most of the show bleeped out, but for the art, skill and sheer passion these guys and girls display for cars and bikes.

Coddington, who’s apprentices included stars like Jesse James and Chip Foose and signature cars include the Alumatub, Silver Bullet, Vern Luce’s coupe and Cadzillais is definitely a legend in the car-building industry and will surely be missed.

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