Star Wars Pants

// October 1st, 2006 // Funnies // 3,082 views

Jean PantsFound this link of Star Wars lines improved by replacing a word with “pants”

For instance…

I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
The Force is strong in my pants.
Pull up! All pants pull up!
That blast came from the pants! That thing’s operational!
Look at the size of those pants!

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6 Responses to “Star Wars Pants”

  1. Dolce says:
    2006/10/01 at 15:14

    Luke, I am your pants….??

    Pants, I am your father….??

    Naaahhh!

    Go back to sleep, Dolce…

  2. Aquila says:
    2006/10/02 at 08:26

    You may dispense with the pants, Commander. I’m here to put you back on schedule.

  3. angel says:
    2006/10/02 at 10:24

    these are from spaceballs

    Barf: Abandon pants! Abandon pants! Women and mogs first!

    Dot Matrix: Hey wait, you forgot to get pants!

    Dark Helmet: Shit! I hate it when I get my pants twisted.

    Dark Helmet: Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad this isn’t the Wild World of Pants.

    Dark Helmet: Prepare for Pants, are you ready Kafka?

    Dark Helmet: You have the pants, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let’s see how well you handle it.

    President Skroob: Pants! Those fuckers!

    Dark Helmet: Say goodbye to your two best
    friends, and I’m not talking about the ones in the pants!

  4. angel says:
    2006/10/02 at 10:28

    how bout these from mars attacks:

    General Decker: We should nuke these pants with everything we got, sir.

    General Decker: Liberals! Intellectuals! Pants! IDIOTS!

    Grandma Florence Norris: They blew up Pants! Ha ha ha ha!

    Sue Ann Norris: I’ll tell you one thing, they ain’t gettin’ the pants.

  5. angel says:
    2006/10/02 at 10:30

    this is fun!

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