Demands

// October 27th, 2006 // Funnies // 27,565 views

We love our clients and we love our women, but neither of the two can ever be pleased, because the demands always seem to be changing.

Therefore, a clip from Billy Connolly’s 1994 show, ‘Live At the Odeon, Hammersmith’ is quite apt.

Download the ‘Demands‘ sound clip (MP3 – 262kb)

Alternatively – the (attempted) transcript as follows:

‘We want this! And that! We demand a share in that, and most of that, some of this, and f**king all of that! Less of that, and more of this, and f**king plenty of this! And another thing, we want it now! I want it yesterday, I want f**king more tomorrow, and the demands will all be changed then so f**king stay awake!’

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5 Responses to “Demands”

  1. Theo says:
    2006/11/04 at 21:19

    Even funnier with visuals.

    Presenting… The Billy Connolly Business Plan:

    http://www.analytictech.com/mb021/BillyConnolly.pps

  2. aquila says:
    2006/11/05 at 20:14

    haha brilliant

  3. ElDee says:
    2008/01/08 at 01:04

    Been looking fo this sound byte for ages. Thanks for posting!

  4. Aquila says:
    2008/01/09 at 17:11

    Cool ElDee – glad to be of service…

    Still very funny.

  5. Jason Godin says:
    2009/07/07 at 02:07

    I to have been lloking for thsi audio clip. However I am unable to download, can someone send it to me.
    thanks
    jason

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