Top Signs You Are a Geek

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You come out of a Star Trek movie and argue about the physics involved.

People go to parties on Friday nights, involving computers.

You use wikipedia as your main source for a research paper.

You can be fingered, and it’s not dirty.

You have a bumper sticker that reads: There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

A birthday e-mail is an acceptable replacement for a birthday card.

You can relate to the guy using his Blackberry while on the toilet at work.

You use lol at work.

The big hit of the party is when the boss comes by with the Segway and lets people take it for a spin.

You link back to the original list of Top signs that you are a geek

….oh damn….busted!

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8 Responses to “Top Signs You Are a Geek”

Katt says:

2006/07/29 at 09:55

Been through the list, *sigh* not a geek. But I wish I was. Geeks are employable.
Aquila says:

2006/07/29 at 10:14

bwhahaha employable…how so?
Katt says:

2006/07/30 at 15:03

Because geeks know stuph that companies need. But what would I know, I am blonde.
bigric says:

2006/07/31 at 08:58

um yeah. most of those apply…sadly.
except for the star trek one.
I never really got into that. never saw the fascination/fixation.

Hey Katt, I think blonde’s open more job doors than IT geeks.
also boobs. they seem to work exceptionally well. strange that.
Katt says:

2006/07/31 at 09:45

LOL Bic Ric, would you do my CV for me?
Aquila says:

2006/07/31 at 20:06

haha – bigric I would agree with you on the boobs thing…But I noticed something very very interesting. I attended a CRM training demo some time last week along with a number of other companies. The one particular company had 3 IT ladies in their contingency and they all had one common feature….Massive boobs.

I couldn’t judge on the skills/knowledge/abilyt/etc. etc. of the three, but I guess their HR person (who happens to be male) appears to have some sort of big-boob-hiring policy.
Dolce says:

2006/08/01 at 13:58

Yeah, but it’s so much fun – they are probably seriously brainy ladies, but are just usin’ their natural assets…seriously, this is not something I admit too much (I’ll have to swear you to secrecy from the Feminist Mafiosa) but I really want something done my way in the office, I wear a low cut top and my CFM boots. Works.Every.Single.Time.
Aquila says:

2006/08/01 at 20:23

oi….hang on there Dolce – words don’t cut it in this instance, you have to send through err photographic proof. Low cut top and CFM boots – the usual address please (NOW!)