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Singles Ad – Too Good To Be True

// February 15th, 2006 // Funnies // 1,777 views

Almost too good to be true….Always read singles ads very carefully.

This singles ad was reportedly listed in the Atlanta Journal – Constitution.

Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I’ll be waiting….

It turns out that over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

Technorati Tags: Singles, Pets, Humane

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3 Responses to “Singles Ad – Too Good To Be True”

1. kyknoord says:

   2006/02/15 at 11:57

   And to think so many guys proudly proclaim that they don’t date dogs.
2. tripeak says:

   2006/02/16 at 07:09

   he he – reminds me of a mail I received a couple weeks back… I’ll FW it to you and you can maybe add it to this post.