Archive for June, 2005

Katie How Could You?

// June 19th, 2005 // 5 Comments » // General

It’s official, Tom Cruise popped the question to Katie Holmes on Friday morning on top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

What sucks even more, is that she said yes.

According to Sunday Times, when asked why Cruise chose the Eiffel Tower, he said: “I’ve never been to the Eiffel Tower. It’s Paris, it’s a beautiful city, it’s very romantic.”

Bah…excuse me while I go throw up.

Jackson Cleared

// June 13th, 2005 // 1 Comment » // General

News just in – Michael Jackson has been cleared on all charges brought against him. Brings new meaning to the lyrics, “Can’t touch this.”

Missing Link Takes To The Street

// June 10th, 2005 // 1 Comment » // Vanity Plates

It’s just after 23:30 and a limo with registration plates THE LINK GP, is driving merrily down Bellairs Drive, with what appears to be Don and ../Ant jovially peering out the sunroof.

The guys seem to be in pretty high spirits – so fess up – what’s the occasion?

Could it be the late nights at the office finally paid off? Respek for burning the midnight oil this week guys. It was duly noted on my way home.

Sort of like my own personal lighthouse.

If Only

// June 10th, 2005 // No Comments » // General

If Only

Justice Is Served

// June 10th, 2005 // 1 Comment » // General

Justice Is Served

Brought to book for driving like an ass.

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